why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
Green ranger’s been watching Lucha Libre, I see.
Yo, that’s hella dope.
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
Shots fired.. at EVERYONE